KNOCK AROUND THE CLOCK -- WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30

Taste Tells us to Enjoin.

We at The Knock fully -- religiously -- believe in Beer Union: body, brew, and the holy buzz. Call us spiritual, and we are: In distilled spirits we trust, for this deity at least offers corporeal fortitude (not to mention ABV) if it fails to answer our prayers. Join us this Wednesday, March 30th, from 5:00 p.m. to 7:00 p.m. (+ etc.) as we offer various supplications at Brewer's Art, *downstairs*, 1106 N. Charles St., in Baltymo. If you don't see us right away, then holler, and we'll come getcha. We look forward to seeing you at The Knock, the Baltimore gathering for Creative Types & Their KnockerBackers. 

KNOCK 'N' ROLL -- WEDNESDAY, MARCH 23

Take two a day (with food)  

You may Knock on Wood to ward off evil and summon the bartender, simultaneously, and we at The Knock encourage what specialists call Economies of Scale. Knock two back, for example, and at the same time, bolster your longevity. In that spirit, join us this Wednesday, March 23rd, from 5:00 p.m. to 7:00 p.m. (+ etc.) for a healthy draught or two at Brewer's Art, *downstairs*, 1106 N. Charles St., in Charm City. If you don't see us right away, then holler, and we'll come getcha. We look forward to seeing you at The Knock, the Baltimore gathering for Creative Types & Their KnockerBackers.

GET THE KNOCK -- WEDNESDAY, MARCH 16

Back when 'pleasant' meant a whole lotta Natty.

Your friends at The Knock remind you to Parlay Voo responsibly -- to avoid Knockerbickers in your Knickerbockers -- and therefore, we strongly urge you to Forgoh The Boh, and join us this Wednesday, March 16th, from 5:00 p.m. to 7:00 p.m. (+ etc.) for a good draught at Brewer's Art, *downstairs*, 1106 N. Charles St., in Bawlmer, a day before St. Natty's Day. If you don't see us right away, then holler, and we'll come getcha. We look forward to seeing you at The Knock, the Baltimore gathering for Creative Types & Their Knockerbackers.

KNOCK THE JOINT -- WEDNESDAY, MARCH 9TH

Behold the Horny Animal

We prefer that you Knock The Joint, but if you want to Bock The Joint or even Rock The Joint, we ain't gonna button yer mutton. In fact, the Secondary Purpose of Knock It Back, Baltimore is to parlay voo, and by that we mean to participate in the Conversational Arts. We will be artists, writers, and secular creators as soon as we swill a bitteen of the Good Ale this Wednesday, March 9th, from 5:00 p.m. to 7:00 p.m. (+ etc.) at Brewer's Art, *downstairs*, 1106 N. Charles St. If you don't see us right away, then holler, and we'll come getcha. We look forward to seeing you at The Knock, the Baltimore gathering for Creative Types & Their Groupies.